My son was playing the the silverwear drawer and I heard him sneeze. He always sneezes in threes, so triple the cooties. Maybe if we had drawer locks it wouldn’t have happened but we don’t and it did. The tray is full because I finished unloading the dishwasher 5 minutes ago. So do I really have to take it all out and wash again? What would you do?
A note to the kindly looking old lady in the sweater and pearls in the grey sedan behind us in the parking garage at DTC last week-I’m sorry that I wasn’t parking my beast of a car fast enough and slowed you down but I’m afraid your laying on the horn and flipping us the bird had quite the opposite effect. My 9 year old and I got a real kick out of it and have been laughing about it for days. We now call you “Grandma Dirty Finger”.
“Jake, what did you do to Momma’s toothbrush? It tastes bad!”
He got a new toy dinosour and could’t wait to take it in the shower with him. Then promptly peed on it. I will never get boys. The only thing I have ever purchased to run home and pee on has been a pregnancy test!
My husband was teaching us how to use the grill this weekend. He said “if you learn how to grill you can get any guy you want” while looking at my daughter. I asked if that applied to me too.
How was your week?