What a week!  This boy is keeping me on my toes:) It’s never BORING with a two year old around…….. The fact that this keeps happening is Mother Nature’s way of saying it’s time to potty train already. An episode of Jake and The Pirates had a rock about to roll over the pirates which he [...]

In the path of those that have come before him, this little guy found his way into the basement window today.  I think a few of them have been there more than once but they start to look alike after awhile. I guess it was better to find him stuck in the window than scratching to get [...]

I can’t imagine the people that manufacturer child proofing equipment planned for THIS.  When did I become the type of person that lets kids ride their bikes in the house? What is the mystery that a ‘tween can emerge from a shower soaking wet and somehow still reek like kid-funk? Those of you that know the pure loveliness of [...]

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO THE APPLES??? My son was playing the the silverwear drawer and I heard him sneeze. He always sneezes in threes, so triple the cooties.  Maybe if we had drawer locks it wouldn’t have happened but we don’t and it did.  The tray is full because I finished unloading the dishwasher 5 minutes [...]

Life would be so boring without kids!  Doritos.  Otherwise known as my “gateway drug”. For some people it’s marijuana, for me chips.  They lower my inhibitions and always lead to heavier drugs, like Ho’-Ho’s, soda and cupcakes and next thing you know I have devoured all the leftover Halloween candy and stand on the scale, [...]